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		<title>YouTube Tuesday &#8211; 01.19.10</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weasel Terrahawk</dc:creator>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Welcome to YouTube Tuesday, a weekly spotlight of a few interesting YouTube videos to watch!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">





<p>www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alw5hs0chj0</p>
Looking for some video game related comedy? CollegeHumor delivers!</p>
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<p>www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqT_dPApj9U</p>
This is an amazing feel good video. Great job Coca-Cola!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Welcome to <strong>YouTube Tuesday</strong>, a weekly spotlight of a few interesting <a title="YouTube" href="http://www.youtube.com/" target="_blank">YouTube</a> videos to watch!</p>
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</span><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alw5hs0chj0">www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alw5hs0chj0</a></p><br />
Looking for some video game related comedy? <a title="CollegeHumor" href="http://www.collegehumor.com/" target="_blank">CollegeHumor</a> delivers!</p>
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This is an amazing feel good video. Great job <a title="Coca-Cola Global" href="http://www.coca-cola.com/" target="_blank">Coca-Cola</a>!</p>
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		<title>YouTube Tuesday &#8211; 01.12.10</title>
		<link>http://www.weaselreport.com/archives/846</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weasel Terrahawk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Welcome to YouTube Tuesday, a weekly spotlight of a few interesting YouTube videos to watch!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">





<p>www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSffsb5ztRo</p>
This is just pure entertainment to me, especially since I work at a Target.</p>
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<p>www.youtube.com/watch?v=ianA_u5wHmc</p>
Seriously, why can&#8217;t we have shows like this in the United States?</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Welcome to <strong>YouTube Tuesday</strong>, a weekly spotlight of a few interesting <a title="YouTube" href="http://www.youtube.com/" target="_blank">YouTube</a> videos to watch!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="youtube">
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This is just pure entertainment to me, especially since I work at a <a title="Target.com" href="http://www.target.com/" target="_blank">Target</a>.</p>
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Seriously, why can&#8217;t we have shows like this in the United States?</p>
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		<title>Funny Friday</title>
		<link>http://www.weaselreport.com/archives/696</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:17:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weasel Terrahawk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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<p>I&#8217;m not sure about anyone else, but it&#8217;s been a stressful week for me. Things haven&#8217;t exactly been going as planned, and when I say &#8220;not going as planned&#8221;, I mean &#8220;no good, very bad&#8221; things. Oh well, hopefully the week ahead proves to be something new and different&#8230; in a good way, [... Read more <a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/archives/696">here</a>]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;m not sure about anyone else, but it&#8217;s been a stressful week for me. Things haven&#8217;t exactly been going as planned, and when I say &#8220;not going as planned&#8221;, I mean &#8220;no good, very bad&#8221; things. Oh well, hopefully the week ahead proves to be something new and different&#8230; in a good way, of course.</p>
<p>In the meantime, I think it&#8217;s time to look at some funny pictures! Why? Um&#8230; why not? It&#8217;s Friday, and these pictures are funny. So laugh! And, yes, I apologize, this really has no value whatsoever&#8230; except to be something completely and totally unusual. In which case, success.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff1.jpg" rel="lightbox[696]"><img class="alignnone" title="FF1" src="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff1.jpg" alt="" width="191" height="240" /></a> <a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff2.jpg" rel="lightbox[696]"><img class="alignnone" title="FF2" src="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff2.jpg" alt="" width="369" height="240" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff3.jpg" rel="lightbox[696]"><img class="alignnone" title="FF3" src="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff3.jpg" alt="" width="390" height="240" /></a> <a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff4.gif" rel="lightbox[696]"><img class="alignnone" title="FF4" src="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff4.gif" alt="" width="134" height="240" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff5.jpg" rel="lightbox[696]"><img class="alignnone" title="FF5" src="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff5.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" /></a> <a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff6.jpg" rel="lightbox[696]"><img class="alignnone" title="FF6" src="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff6.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff7.jpg" rel="lightbox[696]"><img class="alignnone" title="FF7" src="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff7.jpg" alt="" width="214" height="240" /></a> <a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff8.jpg" rel="lightbox[696]"><img class="alignnone" title="FF8" src="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff8.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="240" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff9.jpg" rel="lightbox[696]"><img class="alignnone" title="FF9" src="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff9.jpg" alt="" width="286" height="240" /></a> <a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff10.jpg" rel="lightbox[696]"><img class="alignnone" title="FF10" src="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff10.jpg" alt="" width="352" height="240" /></a></p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 330px"><a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff11.jpg" rel="lightbox[696]"><img title="FF11" src="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/ff11.png" alt="" width="320" height="240" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">In for &quot;AWWW&quot; factor. </p></div>
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/LOL1.jpg" rel="lightbox[696]"><img class="alignnone" title="LOL" src="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/LOL1.jpg" alt="" width="720" height="542" /></a></p>
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		<title>A Moment of &#8220;lol&#8221; Please</title>
		<link>http://www.weaselreport.com/archives/590</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 17:41:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weasel Terrahawk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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<p style="text-align: center;">I lol&#8217;d.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">I lol&#8217;d.</p>
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		<title>Holy April 1st Batman!</title>
		<link>http://www.weaselreport.com/archives/352</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 01:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weasel Terrahawk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
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<p>April Fools&#8217; Day isn&#8217;t usually a &#8220;holiday&#8221; that I care ANYTHING about&#8230; and really, it isn&#8217;t still now! But I must admit, the Internet goes ALL OUT on April Fools&#8217; Day, and you can usually find some great stories through it! Now, of course, there are, literally, over 800 websites which features some [... Read more <a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/archives/352">here</a>]]]></description>
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<p>April Fools&#8217; Day isn&#8217;t usually a &#8220;holiday&#8221; that I care ANYTHING about&#8230; and really, it isn&#8217;t still now! But I must admit, the Internet goes ALL OUT on April Fools&#8217; Day, and you can usually find some great stories through it! Now, of course, there are, literally, over 800 websites which features some sort of joke today, so featuring them all would be a major pain in the rear end, but, if you&#8217;re interested, you can visit the following site to be able to look through them all. But before I tell you what the site is, I thought I&#8217;d mention a few of the most notable features from today!</p>
<p><a title="StarCraft II" href="http://www.starcraft2.com/features/terran/terratron.xml" target="_blank">StarCraft II announces the newest unit: Terra-Tron, which is your base&#8230; in fighting form.</a></p>
<p><a title="WoW - &gt; PvP - &gt; Introducing the Dance Battle System" href="http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/pvp/dance/index.xml" target="_blank">World of Warcraft introduces the newest PvP: the Dance Battle System.</a></p>
<p><a title="Diablo III - Archivist" href="http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/characters/archivist.xml" target="_blank">Diablo III announces their newest class: the Archivist, a book wielding fighter.</a></p>
<p><a title="IGN: Grand Theft Auto: Harbour City Leaked" href="http://au.games.ign.com/articles/968/968387p1.html" target="_blank">IGN AU gains an exclusive look at the newest leaked Grand Theft Auto town: Harbour City Australia.</a></p>
<p><a title="Aussie-specific Rock Band track pack unveiled - GameSpot AU News Blog - Gaming News and Videos" href="http://au.gamespot.com/news/blogs/spot-on/909183774/26831753/aussie-specific-rock-band-track-pack-unveiled.html" target="_blank">GameSpot AU reveals the newest Rock Band game: On the Road &#8211; Australia.</a></p>
<p><a title="Xbox.com | Official Xbox 360 UK | Alpine Legend" href="http://www.xbox.com/en-GB/games/a/alpinelegend/" target="_blank">Microsoft officially announces their newest instrument-based game for the Xbox 360: Alpine Legend.</a></p>
<p><a title="YouTube - Fireworks @ Jones Beach - 4th of July 2008" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQj-KHZp9Xg&amp;flip=1" target="_blank">YouTube announces their &#8220;New Viewing Experience&#8221; for their videos: Upside-down.</a></p>
<p><a title="CADIE: Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity" href="http://www.google.com/intl/en/landing/cadie/index.html" target="_blank">Google introduces their newest artificial intelligence system: CADIE.</a></p>
<p><a title="Introducing the gBall" href="http://www.google.com.au/intl/en/gball/" target="_blank">Google Australia introduces their new &#8220;smart&#8221; football: gBall.</a></p>
<p><a title="Gmail: Google's approach to email" href="http://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html" target="_blank">Google&#8217;s CADIE system is used to power Gmail&#8217;s newest feature: Gmail Autopilot, which automatically replies to your emails.</a></p>
<p><a title="Flights to Mars - Complete Mars Vacation Guide - Expedia Space" href="http://www.expedia.com/daily/mars/flights-to-mars/" target="_blank">Expedia offers their newest flight destination, using spacecraft: Mars, for only $99.</a></p>
<p><a title="news: Friends Page redesign project" href="http://news.livejournal.com/114430.html" target="_blank">LiveJournal redesigns their Friends Pages to offer 140 character updates for only your followed friends.</a></p>
<p><a title="Kodak - Digital Cameras, Camera Accessories, Printers, Ink &amp; more" href="http://www.kodak.com/eknec/PageQuerier.jhtml?pq-path=2/6868&amp;pq-locale=en_US" target="_blank">Kodak introduces their newest camera product: eyeCamera 4.1, a camera which is built in to your glasses.</a></p>
<p><a title="Introducing Opera Face Gestures" href="http://labs.opera.com/news/2009/04/01/" target="_blank">Opera introduces their newest Opera 10 Alpha feature: Face Gestures, which can control your browsing experience.</a></p>
<p><a title="George W. Bush found homeless! on Flickr - Photo Sharing!" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jaggers/3403964346" target="_blank">George W. Bush was found homeless in a picture taken on flickr.</a></p>
<p>quakelive.com updated their front page to show that they had changed to World of Quake Live.<br />
xfire.com re-skinned their website with pictures of David Hasselhoff, and changed their logo to Hfire: Gaming Hoffified.<br />
woot.com featured their item as a Random Crap bag selling for $3 plus $1,000,000 shipping.<br />
ocremix.org shut down their website, instead replacing it with a generic parked page with links to their newest song.<br />
yugiohtheabridgedseries.com announced they were going to instead do Naruto The Abridged Series.<br />
wowhead.com replaced their front page with the search skin that can be found at the WoW Armory.<br />
thepiratebay.org revealed that they had joined in a merger with Warner.</p>
<p>And, the one that I probably consider my most favorite joke of the day due to it&#8217;s amazing and outstanding detail&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Microsoft buys Apple - 01 Apr 2009 - Mac Planet - NZ Herald Blog" href="http://blogs.nzherald.co.nz/blog/mac-planet/2009/4/1/microsoft-buys-apple/" target="_blank">Microsoft buys Apple</a></p>
<p>Now that you&#8217;ve read a whole bunch of absolute and complete nonsense, please check out this website for the FULL and COMPLETE detailed list of every site (that was submitted to this website) that featured an April Fools&#8217; Day joke for 2009 (and past years)!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="April Fools' Day On The Web" href="http://aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com" target="_blank">April Fool&#8217;s Day On The Web</a></p>
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		<title>Name My Car!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:59:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weasel Terrahawk</dc:creator>
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<p>In between updates, I thought I&#8217;d give us a little casual update instead! For those of you who are yet unaware, my old vehicle, nicknamed &#8220;The Behemoth&#8221;, and for good reason mind you, was totaled in a vicious crash a few weeks ago. I know a lot of you have been asking how [... Read more <a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/archives/347">here</a>]]]></description>
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<p>In between updates, I thought I&#8217;d give us a little casual update instead! For those of you who are yet unaware, my old vehicle, nicknamed &#8220;The Behemoth&#8221;, and for good reason mind you, was <a title="Truck Is Totaled" href="http://www.weaselreport.com/?p=332" target="_blank">totaled</a> in a vicious crash a few weeks ago. I know a lot of you have been asking how this happened, and for some of you, I&#8217;ve replied, but, the story is quite simple: <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Ice</span>. Yes, even my truck, the seemingly invincible being that it was, and amazing four-wheel drive vehicle, fell victim to a random patch of ice. In lieu of that, I&#8217;ve been forced to purchase a new vehicle. Luckily, one week later, I was able to pick up a vehicle that does the job, and pretty dang good if I do say so myself.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Ford Taurus 1" src="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/car111.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone" title="Ford Taurus 2" src="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/car222.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone" title="Ford Taurus 3" src="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/car333.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" /></p>
<p>This is my 1999 Ford Taurus! With a V-6 engine, automatic transmission, 125,000 miles, and a government-issue black paint scheme, this has become my new ride. She runs like a beauty so far, and was only owned by one previous owner. I must say, I got lucky to find this vehicle. Also, here&#8217;s a short review of my vehicle from one of my friends, Hamstar.</p>
<blockquote><p>Now for those of you who know me, you&#8217;ll know I am NOT by any means a &#8220;Ford man&#8221;. Not even close&#8230; not even in the same town.<br />
So when I say that I really like [Weasel's] 99 Ford Taurus, it&#8217;s saying a lot!<br />
The inside of the car was ovals&#8230; rounded. It&#8217;s the most unique interior. It flowed nicely. The ride was nice, and the car had decent acceleration.<br />
The only thing I could really fault it for was being an automatic.</p></blockquote>
<p>This was posted just yesterday, as I had hung out with a group of my friends that day and the day before. This was my first real long distance drive in her, and, I&#8217;ll say that she has a bit of squeaky brakes, but, hey, it&#8217;s got 125K miles on it, there&#8217;s gonna have to be something wrong with it somewhere. I also had my first dead body* in my trunk. Mind you, this is the first time I&#8217;ve ever had a &#8220;trunk&#8221;, before, it was just the massive back of my truck. But the trunk of my vehicle is big, big enough to fit this person inside of it!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Ford Taurus 4" src="http://www.weaselreport.com/pictures/car44.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" /></p>
<p>All of this aside though, it leads to the main point of this entry. Remembering back, the name of my &#8217;95 Chevy Tahoe was &#8220;Behemoth&#8221;, due to it&#8217;s size. Unfortunately, I&#8217;m stumped on what I want to name my new car. Does anyone have any ideas on what to name it? I always keep talking about it&#8217;s government-issue black paint job, maybe there&#8217;s something that can use that&#8230; I don&#8217;t know, but I need help!</p>
<p>Also, I&#8217;ll be adding links in one of my sidebars on the website here of my friends&#8217; websites, so if you have a website you&#8217;d like to see here, please send me an e-mail or leave a comment in this entry, and I&#8217;ll be sure to get it up here! I want to give my friends credit where credit is due, and in saying that, I want to help &#8220;pimp yer website&#8221;. It&#8217;s what friends do! So, without further adieu, thank you for reading, and I hope you all had a wonderful weekend.</p>
<p><em>* Person in the following picture, turns out, wasn&#8217;t dead, as you can plain well see. Maybe I should have hit him with that shovel harder&#8230;</em></p>
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		<title>Election Day 08</title>
		<link>http://www.weaselreport.com/archives/149</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weasel</dc:creator>
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<p class="wp-caption-dt">It&#8217;s a special day today, as most people should know, especially those who have a connection to the internet. While I am definately not one to preach anything that has to do with politics, nor do I enjoy the fact that there are billions and billions of ads that play on the [... Read more <a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/archives/149">here</a>]]]></description>
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<p class="wp-caption-dt">It&#8217;s a special day today, as most people should know, especially those who have a connection to the internet. While I am definately not one to preach anything that has to do with politics, nor do I enjoy the fact that there are billions and billions of ads that play on the television and radio daily, it&#8217;s still an important day. I&#8217;ll admit, there are hundreds of people today who are asking me if I voted, or reminding me to vote, or telling me who to vote for. I remind everyone just this once that if you&#8217;re old enough, don&#8217;t forget to vote, but also, don&#8217;t go around and ask every single person you know if they voted yet. There are some people that may be okay with telling you who they voted for, but out of respect, please don&#8217;t go around and ask people who they voted for. I, personally, won&#8217;t be telling anyone, because it&#8217;s none of their business.</p>
<p>But&#8230; in an exclusive to my Weblog, I will be showing you who I&#8217;m voting for:</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 650px"><img title="Bigfoot Nessie 08 - Change You Can BELIEVE In!" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/OneWeasel/bfd5cefb.jpg" alt="Bigfoot Nessie 08 - Change You Can BELIEVE In!" width="640" height="480" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Bigfoot Nessie 08 - Change You Can BELIEVE In!</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;ve gotten some GREAT comments for this shirt, and I&#8217;ve just been at school for the day for about an hour. Can&#8217;t wait to see if I can show this shirt off as much as possible at work. None the less, some comedy on a day where everyone in the country is so serious is a good thing, so please, don&#8217;t go wild over all of today&#8217;s hullabalu, just take it easy and enjoy a history making day for the U.S.</p>
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		<title>WHAT Does Your Car Say?</title>
		<link>http://www.weaselreport.com/archives/103</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weasel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday, as I was driving to work, of which I have done over a thousand times, I was kind of just looking around, when I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. I did a double-take and saw a custom Minnesota license plate. It wasn&#8217;t your usual one though, and it made me [... Read more <a href="http://www.weaselreport.com/archives/103">here</a>]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday, as I was driving to work, of which I have done over a thousand times, I was kind of just looking around, when I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. I did a double-take and saw a custom Minnesota license plate. It wasn&#8217;t your usual one though, and it made me laugh. I kept traveling along, and not more than five cars later, I saw another custom license plate. At this point, I started laughing hysterically. Oh, the irony. And now, without further ado, the image which contains the license plates, below.</p>
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